What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?