What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?